I wish someone would point out the obvious (that I’m in love with you) so I don’t have to.

i would give up my big hair in a heartbeat, if it meant i didn’t have to be so full of secrets.

I had an erection during graduation. PEACE OUT SIMON’S ROCK.

I attempted suicide. And its just one more thing ive failed at being successful at.

I’m not really upset that all my friends are leaving. What’s wrong with me?

my RD knocked on my door because my porn was too loud. kill me now.

i hope some day you recognize that the traits you say you can’t stand are exactly the ones that you exemplify

 I’m not actually heartless, and it hurts when you tell me that I am.

I secretly look down on people who do a lot of drugs, even though I used to be a border-line alcoholic. Get your shit together.

i said i was too busy cumming to sext back. actually, i fell asleep. you aren’t very good at this.